- Friday 12:00 Team Lunch (Celebrate an internal promotion)
- Friday 16:00 Quarterly Awards
- Friday 19:00 Dinner at Spanish Terrazas
- Friday 22:00 A couple of drinks at the Scary Canary
"we bought Jager Bombs and Sambuca shots for everyone and half the group dropped the Sambuca Shots into the Red-Bull instead of the Jagermeister, it was the funniest thing ever!"
- Friday 23:30 The Arygle
- Saturday 09:00 Meet friends for breakfast (no sleep in and a very bad headache)
- Saturday 19:00 Pre-drinks at a friends house
- Saturday 21:00 Drinks at the Pink Pepper Tree lounge
Hope your weekend was as fantastic as mine.
Your Socialite. xx
The Princess and the Wicked Room Mate
1 comments Published by Sydney Socialite on Saturday, April 12
Dear Sydney,
Guess what I found out today... Bad Boy is in a relationship!!! If only his woman knew what he gets up to when she’s not around! Like, is sending sexual text and picture messages to other girls considered cheating? I would not be happy if my Mr. Right was sending messages like:
"I've been fantasizing about you for ages...wen I'm in the mood all I can think about is how it'd feel to be deep inside you!"
I was FUMING when I heard about it! How does a prick of a guy get a relationship? And since when do Bad Boys want relationships? And WHY didn’t he tell me (he was in one)? Not only is he in a relationship, the girl is stunning, and smart too!! How these things happen I do not know!
Let’s hope to all things good that my Mr. Right is nothing like the Bad Boy and let’s also hope that Sydney has better men to offer, for my sake and for the sake of all the single ladies out there.
*Sighs*
Your Socialite. xx
I was so glad to get out of the house after the episode with Bad Boy. I felt even better knowing that I was actually going to be with a guy that actually cares for me. Mr. Honda Accord Euro is my Ex-boyfriend. We were together for a little over three years, but have been broken for 16 months. (It’s called a break up, because it’s broken). We have shared so many memories and still have so much respect for each other that we have decided to stay friends. He always was and still is one of my best friends.
Anyways when I announced to everyone that I didn’t want to turn 25, Mr. Honda Accord Euro decided that we should do a dinner, just the two of us. (He also recommended a hotel room at Star City, for just the two of us, but I exploded and he instantly retracted his statement).
He picked me up in his car. A sexy white Honda Accord Euro, with a leather tan interior, sunroof, heated seats and silver magz. It didn’t take long to find parking; the city was unusually quite for a Saturday night.
Café Sydney did not disappoint and the night was perfect. Not only is there a beautiful view of the Harbour Bridge, but the food is amazing and the cocktails are divine. I strongly recommend the Honey Heke Cocktail, the Grilled prawns and The Goat Cheese and Spinach Naan. I also tried the Samosa; they were good but pretty average.
After the fabulous dinner we went over to Cruise Bar, not a place I would recommend, but it did the job. It was there that I encountered a HAIR SNIFFER. Hair Sniffers are those men that randomly sniff hair. Like, I don’t know if anyone else comes across these strange people, but I seem to attract them anywhere and everywhere! One time Mr. Honda Accord Euro nearly punched a man’s face in for randomly sniffing my hair in a Westfield. So here I am, at the bar and the guy standing next to me sniffs my hair (hair touching included)!!!
We didn’t stay out to long, Mr. Honda Accord Euro is 7yrs my senior and a little over the late nights/early mornings. So we left the city in the sexy Honda. When we arrived at my drop off point (I was staying at the Booty’s) I kissed Mr. Honda Accord Euro on the cheek, gave him a cuddle and left the car. It was a perfect evening and I felt blissfully content.
Your Socialite. xx
Dear Sydney,
After I thought it was over, he messages again and has made me EXTREMELY furious. Not only has he ruined the perfect break up to a perfect not-relationship, but he has also left me feeling emotional and upset. I can't believe he sent me another topless photo! This is exactly the type of guy I need to keep away from. Aaargh!!!!
Bad Boy: Hey, how ru? Still keeping a low profile?
Moi: Im gud thx. Not really im out n abt agn. Went to the ivy on thurs and went to a some club last night. tonigt going to café syd then perhaps kings cross after. Hows u?
Bad Boy: No way u were out in the area last night! So was I after the wedding.. u should’ve let me knw! Lol.. Well I’m still in bed recovering frm last night atm then not sure..
Moi: yeah same im still in bed. I didn’t thnk u wantd to talk to me after our long sms convo the other nyt
Bad Boy: Why’s that ?
Moi: Have no idea. :) u have no plans 4 2nyt?
Bad Boy: Hmm not going clubbing that’s for sure..i have a huge bucks weekend next Weekend so probably resting..so u thought I wouldn’t talk to u because..come on there’s gotta be a reason
Moi: so many ppl u knw r getting married… mmm I don’t knw thut the conversation would scare u off..
Bad Boy: Why would it of scared me off…its good to hear that you would’ve had fun with me b4 its just really too bad it didn’t happen…I dnt mean to get back into that topic but I’m a lil hung over atm n I’m lying here rock hard n all I feel like doing is having some really hard sex lol…sorry just had to say.. So ur still at home..
Moi: still at home. Afta that conversation ur still fantasizing bout me? Haha who can blame you, I’m hot stuff!
Bad Boy: I’ve been fantasizing about you for ages…wen I’m in the mood all I can think about is how it’d feel to be deep inside you! Yea you are hot stuff lol n it’d be soo good to have u sitting ontop of me right now lol
Moi: *insert Bad Boys real name here* what am I going to do with you?
Bad Boy: I could think of a few things… ;) ;)
Moi: your so terrible to me
Bad Boy: Haha I soo am not…how do you figure?
Moi: Your just a bad bad boy
Bad Boy: Soo… you need a lil bit of badness with all ur goodness every now n then n u knw it! Hehe ru telling me u wouldn’t want to knw how it feels to have me inside you, deep inside you?
Moi: Not really, unless you wanted to have my babies haha
Bad Boy: Ahh no, no babies for me yet sorry lol… Ok fine fine then mood killer! I knw deep down u really want it anyway so dnt worry I knw ur too shy to say nething lol, its just a shame u dnt wanna get wat u want haha.
Moi: I ALWAYS get what I want! ALWAYS.
Bad Boy: Na I think ur too scared…
(at this point I was just going to ignore him and get on with the day, then he sends another message)
Bad Boy: Sorry lol I guess fantasizing gets me into trouble with you huh
Moi: You could say that. I need to start getting ready. I guess I’ll hear from you when your in the mood again.
Bad Boy: Na I think I’m learning I keep getting shut down lol (15min pause)
Bad Boy: So you on ur way out now? I just got up lol… (5min pause)
Bad Boy: Have a goodnight, thought u could use this cause you deleted my other one… *insert photo of Bad Boy topless*
Dear Sydney,
On Friday I turned a quarter of a century and tried to hide from the world. I was extremely unsuccessful. I received 20 happy birthday messages before 9am, was welcomed to work with balloons, a box of chocolates, cards and a scratchy. My mobile and desk phone were ringing all day with happy birthday greetings. I even got an email from my financial advisor’s silent partner and to top it off the Face and the Body sent me a dozen Gerberas (from roses only) delivered to work. I felt like a princess!
I spent the evening having dinner with my mother and sister, consuming free daiquiris, losing a fair bit of money on the roulette and having my cards read. We had such a great time!
Now, I don’t actually believe everything card readers say, but the one I had this particular night was extremely accurate about my personality, the past 6 months of my life and my current situation. She said some pretty funky stuff about the next 12 months. Apparently I’m in for a good romantic relationship and heaps of sex. I wonder how accurate she is about that.
P.S. Mr. Work Colleague Update
I sent Mr. Work Colleague an email to make sure he wouldn’t say anything about my promotion. The sneak asked for my number and I felt obligated to give it to him, like he would blackmail me if I didn’t. Let’s just hope he does not call.
A Promotion, the Ivy and a random work colleague
0 comments Published by Sydney Socialite on Thursday, April 3
Dear Sydney,
On Thursday I received the best news ever. I am finally moving to Project Management! It isn’t official yet, but I have already negotiated my salary and the Project team sound keen to get me on board ASAP. So all I have to do now is wait for the paper work to come through.
I organised drinks after work to gloat about my new achievement with The Face. On the way out of the office, I ran into a work colleague. After telling him I was meeting a friend at the Ivy (at 6pm), he advised that he was also meeting a friend there (at 6:30pm). So we decided to keep each other company until our friends came along.
The Face came on time and I told her about the days events. I was a little cautious at first because Mr. Work Colleague was around and I am not meant to tell anyone about the Promotion until it is official. But Mr. Work Colleague promised that:
“What ever happened at the Ivy stays at the Ivy.”
Just before 8pm the Face and I decided to leave, and Mr. Work Colleague’s friend was still no where to be seen, when we told him we were leaving he said that his friend wouldn’t be there until after 8.
Mmm, was there really a friend?
I had the longest SMS conversation EVER last night with Bad Boy. I have a feeling that after last night I will never hear from him again. We had the biggest deep and meaningful about our past, current and future relationship. It was a VERY satisfying conversation. We finally came to a conclusion that we do not want the same thing and I don’t think it could have ended any better; it was like the perfect break up to a perfect not-relationship.
Attached is the conversation if you could be bothered reading it (its in txt spk).
Please note that Socialite's and Bad Boy’s ideas of “fun” are completely different.
Bad Boy: Hello miss how was ur weekend?
Moi: My weekend was nice and quiet thanks. How was yours?
Bad boy: yea not too bad, quite aswell. So wat ru up to atm…I bet doing some extra work huh
Moi: Nope in bed, I had time to relax and breathe. ;) how’s work? Completed all your training?
Bad boy: Aww in bed already aye..well done! Work’s going ok, nope not finished all my training, I just started another 2 weeks 2day which is boring as lol.. To bad ur in bed I found my web cam lol… So you didn’t go to v festival
Moi: Whats the v festival?
Bad Boy: Just another music festival thats all
Moi: Hehe I knew that. I take it you didn’t go? I caught the train with your best friends older sister on Friday, mentioned u. do you know John Smith?
Bad Boy: Yea I knw Smith, why’s that…wat did went say about me lol besides u like my pictures lol
Moi: just that I’ve been on the bike. That is all ;) oh yeah and that your extremely hot and sexy!
Bad Boy: Haha well thankyou, ur a gr8 lil looker urself ;) ..and hey I never did get a reply frm those picture msg’s which I did go out on a limb sending u..did you like lol? R they deleted?
Moi: I deleted those pix ages ago. No way I’m keeping R18+ content on my phone.
Bad Boy: Were they r18… I didn’t think they were..soo I’m guessing u didn’t like them?
Moi: Lol they were nice *insert Bad Boys real name here*, just slightly out of my comfort zone.
Bad Boy: Hehe but sometimes that can be a good thing, its not like ne1 besides u saw right…out of ur comfort zone is always good once in a while dnt u think just so u can see something different…
Moi: I will admit it was fun on the night and yes being out of your comfort zone is a good thing sometimes but I don’t think I’ll be doing that kind of stuff again ;)
Bad Boy: Aww I feel sorry 4u if that’s all d excitement ur gonna have throughout ur life lol jokes… So why d boring attitude… did I scare you?
Moi: not at all. I jus need to grow up. Im 25 soon and have to start taking relationships seriously again. If I’m acting not-serious I’m going to attract the not-serious. I just got out of a semi-relationship with some guy and whilst I was seeing him hooked up with another guy. It needs to stop.
Bad Boy: Oh really… When was that miss! How come I didn’t knw and above all how come I didn’t get a chance to enjoy in the festivities… I get wat ur saying but things happen in all good time, u gotta live ur life how u want to n not regret nething
Moi: Well those events happened early-mid march. That’s why I’ve been keeping a low profile the last couple of weeks. U had a chance u jus neva pursued it ;)
Bad Boy: I had my chance??? Tsk tsk come on you knw I pursued it you just were too scared when it come down to the crunch remember…ahh wat a shame ;)
Moi: You persued sex. You need to ACT like you are pursuing a relationship even if your not and even if the girl just wants sex and nothing serious.
Bad Boy: I didn’t want to give u the wrong idea though n how was I meant to knw what you wanted…well I knw u wanted a relationship so i guess it was wrong of me huh… I’m sorry..
Moi: Not before. but after the 12 I will be.
Bad Boy: A relationship is wat you wanted right…
Bad Boy: I’m sorry I dnt understand..
Moi: Before I didn’t want a relationship just wanted some fun. But I’m having a one month break then I’ll be ready for a relationship if it comes along.
Bad Boy: *Insert my real name here* ur soo silly lol you knew I was after fun b4 too so why didn’t u say nething…we could’ve had the best time, I dnt mean to sound big headed but I could’ve satisfied u soo bad ;) tsk tsk tsk u soo should’ve said something, this whole time I though you wanted a relationship.
Moi: So why did you still message if you thought I couldn’t give you what you needed?
Bad Boy: I still msgd cause I wasn’t 100% sure. Sometimes you’d seem like u wanted to have fun but then change again just when it was getting good! Ur a strange girl sweety n now we’ve both missed out on some great action, even pool action lol..
Bad Boy: Why didn’t you say nething btw..
Moi: cos ur all about the sex. A girl doesn’t like getting used for sex. Just like a boy doesn’t like getting used for money.
Moi: Anyways I need to sleep! Good night little boy xx if u need tips on getting a girl in the sac give me a buzz ;)
Bad Boy: Haha that’s not all I’m about thankyou very much, did I say I only wanted that, I still wanted to hang n wat happened to our walks aye.. OK well fine fine guess we’ll never knw yea.. nighty night
Once again please let me stress that Socialite's and Bad Boy’s ideas of “fun” are completely different.
Your Socialite. xx