The Princess and the Wicked Room Mate
Published by Sydney Socialite on Saturday, April 12
Dear Sydney,
Once upon a time there was a princess. She lived at the Gold Coast and moved to Sydney to pursue a career. Being a new Sydneyette she had no friends and had to share accommodation with a random boy. Little did she know that this random boy was a random wierdo. The princess spent her first three weeks tolerating his bahaviour.
One day the princess came out of the shower to find him lying naked on her bed. She stormed out of the apartment and sat herself at a gay bar in Kingscross to think things through. Whilst there she met a nice gay couple who cheered her up. The three of them partied all night. When the princess arrived home in the early hours of the morning she found the boy still naked on her bed. She physically yanked him out. He then ran into the lounge, sat his naked body on the floor and started crying. A few days later she moved out.
The princess now resides in her very own and very chic Bondi apartment and is living happily ever after. One day I also hope to have an apartment just like hers.
Your Socialite. xx
Oh haha! what was his problem?